Mondaylicious links

From Gawker:

"only a true friend would tell you to be a better whore."

From my awesome best friend:

"Sometimes you have to have sex to make up for previous sex."

Girlbomb rightfully blasts the FDA in "Plan A, Don't get pregnant" - seriously, Plan B not being over the counter is FUCKED UP. WE have these tiny amazing little pills that actually allow you to not get pregnant after having unprotected sex, yet there's a whole bunch of expense and rigamarole involved in getting them for no scientific reason whatsoever. (Sorry, for a minute there I forgot that I renounced being a feminist.)

Also, unless you're against porn, condoms and birth control, please don't buy Domino's Pizza.

A FORMER marine who was raised by nuns and made a fortune selling pizza has embarked on a £230m plan to build the first town in America to be run according to strict Catholic principles.

Abortions, pornography and contraceptives will be banned in the new Florida town of Ave Maria, which has begun to take shape on former vegetable farms 90 miles northwest of Miami.

Tom Monaghan, the founder of the Domino’s Pizza chain, has stirred protests from civil rights activists by declaring that Ave Maria’s pharmacies will not be allowed to sell condoms or birth control pills. The town’s cable television network will carry no X-rated channels.

Lastly, Heeb storytelling. They asked me to do this and I chickened out, and now I have 2 more months to build my nerves because I think I'm gonna do it in May. This one has some of my favorite peeps so I will be there.

HEEB STORYTELLING
Heeb's critically acclaimed Storytelling series returns with Passover-themed stories from Dan Allen (comedian, poet and scientific philosopher), Vivien Goldman (author, The Books of Exodus: The Making and Meaning of Bob Marley and the Wailers' Album of the Century), Andy Horwitz (downtown performer), Elliot Kalan (producer, The Daily Show), Anya Kamenetz (author, Generation Debt) and Yuri Lane (beat-boxing sensation).

DATE: Tuesday, March 28
TIME: 7 p.m.
LOCATION: Mo Pitkins, 34 Avenue A, Manhattan
TICKETS: $15