male college sex columnist - an oxymoron

"Could a man write about sex?" by Ben Flanagan of University of Alabama paper The Crimson White:

I eventually came to the conclusion that it isn't logically possible to have a straight male sex columnist or, if there is one, to take his commentary seriously. Keep in mind that we're talking about a straight college male . . .

To be blunt, the mind of a single straight college male is a deep, dark and scary path that leads to a despicable and vulgar utopia that if one were to hear the thoughts with human ears, his head would instantaneously explode.

For this particular kind of male's thoughts to be released as words for others to hear, they must go through a series of processes that basically trim them down to what could be considered suitable, which would still sound pretty appalling. It's kind of like taking an NC-17-rated movie before the Motion Picture Association of America and cleaning it up until it's a hard R.